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2011-09-13T13:30:00.000-07:00

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*chisels on wrist with ice pick MUST. UPDATE. BLOG.*

Aack Thu #7 - High

2010-02-20T09:38:00.000-08:00

Karan Johar on Twitter

2010-02-18T21:01:00.000-08:00

Aack Thu #6 - Cute Hate

2010-02-16T05:31:00.000-08:00

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3. Wipe clean the word aww(any number of w's) from the collective memory of the human race.

Aack Thu #5 - Feedback

2010-02-15T09:24:00.000-08:00

Vampire Ninja.

Your argument is invalid.

Aack Thu #4 - #FAIL

2010-02-15T01:57:00.001-08:00

Guess who's failing her Psychology test. B-)

Psst. The word I was looking for turned out to be "Foreclosure". My teachers must hate me.

Aack Thu (V-Day Bonus) - Premature Exit

2010-02-14T04:18:00.000-08:00

Aack Thu #3 - Valentine's Day

2010-02-14T00:13:00.000-08:00

For all you lonely folks out there, Happy Valentine's Day! ♥

-Asa

Aack Thu #2 - Dear Spambot

2010-02-13T16:52:00.000-08:00

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And so close to Valentine's! Bastard.

Aack Thu #1 - Eye Roll

2010-02-13T08:41:00.000-08:00

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So, I, Asawari Ghatage, was having this emotional conversation with my co., about shoot outs and how they affect people after hearing about the shoot outs that took place at University of Alabama. Guess who clearly wasn't tuned in. Seriously, kids, start watching the news unless you want to be like poor TwoFace, only, you won't have a face. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha.

Henceforth, I will be making every attempt possible to overthrow this other guy. Victory. Is. Miiiiiiiiiine!! Muhahahahaha!

Yep.

EDIT: Guess what all my writing sounds like when said by a strange American man's voice. "Me eeee eeeee eeeee eeee ne." FTW!

Irrelevant Advertising

2010-02-12T15:36:00.001-08:00

No, seriously, how is this supposed to sell me biscuits?

If my answer to the question, "Do you like Bourbon biscuits?" is 'Yes' then all you can say with conviction is "Try it"!? How about something like 'There is no other' or even a simple 'It's the best' to make it seem that at least you're convinced the product is worth a buy. Unless Hrithik was charging by the word, I do not undestand why the tagline of a product is - Try It. (Period. No exclamation mark. Just period. Try it. No emotion.)

If my answer to the question is 'No. Britannia Pure Magic Chocolate pwns Bourbon's sorry excuse for chocolate cream.', then the last 8 seconds of the ad would be used in thinking how it should be blogged about. Either way, your purpose isn't served.

And FYI Britannia Milk Bikis are the 2nd best biscuits in the world. Marie comes in at a close third and all them salt ones are dead last.

Circus

2010-02-12T14:33:00.001-08:00

Done ever so crudely on Paint. Blame the hour of the night.

Intro Duck

2010-02-12T12:27:00.001-08:00

BoB died when I switched to Facebook. Then everyone from Orkut got on Facebook and started playing Farmville. I return to my roots here. Better formatted, funnier and more regular, promise.

And for old times' sake here's one from the BoB archives.

The Top 5 Himesh-Faces from the Karzzz Trailer

EDIT: As of February 13, 2010 2242hrs - the blog is co-authored by me and my partner in grime, Asawari Ghatage. She writes. She mocks. She clicks.

Even Intro Duck photos like this one here.